Smell Ya' Later, 2005!

It's the last day of the year! Remember when everyone was all afraid of the year 2000 and we all built bomb shelters and stocked up on canned food and bottled water and stuff? Heh. Seems like yesterday.

In honor of the turning of another calendar page, I have just a few things to say about the outgoing year.

1. Britney Spears, what were you thinking marrying K-Fed? If you were that desperate to have a baby, you should have gone with a sperm donor. A sperm donor doesn't require that you support him (and possibly his other two children from another woman) while he makes his "rap album," goes to 7-11 for beers and beef jerky, and part-ays while you are home nursing that poor, poor little baby boy, whose father will always be Kevin Federline.
2. Tom Cruise...seriously, dude. Get over yourself.
3. George Bush. Come on, man. Some of us voted for you. Please start doing something that resembles a good job.
4. American soldiers everywhere - God bless you.
5. Tyra Banks does not need her own talk show. Enough said.
6. Alanis Morissette's cover of Seal's song, Crazy, is wicked cool.
7. So is Fiona Apple's new album. Go buy it.
   
8. I knitted a lot of cool stuff this year. Mostly baby stuff, for my Daughter and several other babes who arrived in '05.
   
9. I also made a bunch of quilts.
10. And I gave birth to the best, smartest, most beautiful little girl ever.
    

Smell ya' later 2005...don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!